Hitman Zeus

[Londo]

Hi guys,

Posting on behalf of Hitman Zeus,

Hitman contacted me via Steam a few moments ago and asked me to create a post letting you know he's going to be away for a short time due his involvement in a car accident. He wanted to let you know that other than a broken shoulder and arm, he is doing well but will obviously be away while he recovers.

He also told me (unsure if he wanted it generally known, but ya know, fuckit) that he is having to use his nose as a replacement limb, he's been forced to piss into a bowl one handed (how many hands do you need to piss? seriously? trying to show off? lucky the fucking car didnt hit anything else if its THAT big) and that the nurse was impressed.

Cheers,

Hitman via Londo Lightning Legal Services: -

 

[Hitman Zeus]

Thank you Londo for delivering.

So what happened? I had just left the concert and walked down to the busstop and as I were walking over in the pedestrian pas, I spot this car comming in on my left.

I got hit with about 20-25km/h, got on the bonnet with my shoulder and slided down on the drivers side, scraping my knees.

The guy got out and was just as shocked as I were and a wittness calls for an ambulance and the police.

Got to the hospital, had an x-ray and broken my shoulder just below the joint that connects my arm to the torso.

Right now I am on my way to the summerhouse with my parents for some R&R.

Ill see if I can upload a picture of the x-ray later.

 

[ChipMHazard]

Dammit, if you want something done you have to do it yours... I mean, best of luck recovering from the botched attempt at your life and may you not heal into a deformity.

 

[Hitman Zeus]

Dammit, if you want something done you have to do it yours... I mean, best of luck recovering from the botched attempt at your life and may you not heal into a deformity.

Suck my monster... Oh... Thanks! How fucking metal is it to go to a concert then get hit by a car and break bones? \m/

 

[BilliBobBillsen]

Holy fuck. Sincerest condolences m8

 

[Hitman Zeus]

 

[ChipMHazard]

Hey, at least now you can actually roleplay as an attack helicopter. Just like you always wanted!

 

[ksagamer]

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now thats sexy shoulder

hope you get better buddy

 

[EldestGrump]

See now, none of this would have happened if you had just stayed at home like a good boy and played games with us. This is what happens when you try to be "cool" and go to concerts and such like!

 

[welph]

See now, none of this would have happened if you had just stayed at home like a good boy and played games with us. This is what happens when you try to be "cool" and go to concerts and such like!

So this is your version of Hobbling?

Btw, get well!

 

[EldestGrump]

Btw, get well!

Damn, that was some disturbing shit. And I mean both the clip and your last comment.

 

[Hitman Zeus]

Going to the hospital to check my knee if there is anything wrong with it.

 

[Hitman Zeus]

Alright, my knee needs to get operated on. When I got hit by the car, my femur pressed down on my tibiar and broke some of it into smaller bits. That sounds rather harsh.

 

[EldestGrump]

Dammit man, pull yourself together! This is not the time to go to pieces!

In all seriousness - shitty luck, but I guess it could have been worse. Keep us updated, I'm looking forward to more juicy X-ray pics. I could share mine at some point from when I broke my clavicle.

Now have we learned our lesson that it's dangerous to play outside and it's much safer (and nicer) to stay at home and play games with your friends?

 

[ChipMHazard]

Hey, at least you and KSA can swap stories now.

 

[EldestGrump]

Hey, at least you and KSA can swap stories now.

Well, if they amputate parts of his bones and replace them with metal.

 

[ChipMHazard]

Your problems are solved Hitman! I know that you're basically a freak now, but worry not for I know how you can still make loads of money.

 

[Ellynora]

Wow! hope you are starting to recover and feeling better. Take your time recovering!
/hugs

 

[ksagamer]

Alright, my knee needs to get operated on. When I got hit by the car, my femur pressed down on my tibiar and broke some of it into smaller bits. That sounds rather harsh.

dude are you trying to steal my show XD


we have saying " when you see other people problems your problems become nothing "
damn man seriously hope you get better

 

[welph]

dude are you trying to steal my show XD


we have saying " when you see other people problems your problems become nothing "
damn man seriously hope you get better

Are you still butthurt since that little girl draw a knife on you!