An update:
I've been phoned by my phone and internet provider, apparently the douches responsible for the wiring and setting up the central box in the new build haven't finished their work. I'll be without internet until the 9th of April (except for my phone, forum lurking is still possible

), yeh thats right, a whole freaking month. If I had known, I wouldn't have signed up yet.
Anyway, I'll join up as soon as I can, in the mean time, wish me luck so I can make some heads roll. See you in a month.