Planetside 2 Planetside 2 Application from Alvahryn

[Alvahryn]

User name: Alvahryn

Do you agree to the Rules of Better Red Than Dead
Yes

Country of Residence?
France

What is your primary character name?
Alvahryn

How many hours do you plan to play per week?
5-10, 10+

Why do you want to join BRTD
Because Londo threatened me, Nutshell harrassed me... and I have Stockholm syndrome

How did you hear about BRTD? I'm deaf, never HEARD of you.

What have other gaming organisations (if any) you been in?
I take the short yellow bus every morning. My mom said i was "special".

BattleRank:
181 (68 with ASP level)

Planetside 2 Player URL:
Just Sign in on the Planetside 2 Player website and copy the URL of your Character. Click here
https://www.planetside2.com/players/#!/5428059527818591377

What area are you most interested in? (Armor, Air, Infantry)
MAX : 12,900 pounder kills, almost 2000 punches, ... (used to solo fury bus a lot)

Anything else you'd like to add?
Londo forced me. He sent me this link in game during the OPs !

(i think you know i'm joking, i'm good with joining you from time to time, the whole thing with me joining the outfit is a good running joke everytime i join discord ^^)

Approved by: Irathi

 

[Irathi]

Really, he sent a link to the recruitment post?

Would've thought he'd send you the address to his basement and a dick pick.

Welcome to our forum!

 

[dnaRIP]

We are keeping this app for future reference.

 

[Alvahryn]

Yes he did send me the link, but did i say i was locked in his basement already ? Please get me out ! Didn't get the pics, not sure i want to get this intimate though...

 

[Irathi]

Just tell him your actual age and he'll let you go. You just look young.

 

[Londo]

I'm not an animal! I can be civil, here - look!

Once upon a OP's night dreary, while I HESH farmed the weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious hate tell from vanu score—
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As if someone desperately scratching, scratching at my basement door.
“’Tis some prisoner,” I muttered, “ Alvahryn still locked up tight and in awe,
From the dick pic from the night before--
Quoth the Londo,
Only this and nothing more.”

Application accepted subject to basement availability.