Pop on our voice server later this evening (I should be on in around 2 1/2 hours) and we can have a chat about it, since as you say you're desperate to join, and your 5 posts to that effect lead me to believe you mean it .
I'll send you a PM on here with the mumble server details (our version of teamspeak), my nickname on mumble is the same as it is here. In the unlikely event I'm not around when you get on or in a different channel mention to any officer online that we've spoken and ask for a trial.
I will send you the rest of the information you need once we've spoken.
EDIT: Topic moved to recruitment section.