Shit! Praying that you have a quick and restful recovery mate!
However, I'd be prepared for the worst. You may have to accept the fact that your left arm may never fully recover but don't despair, there is new medical research* that proves you can train your dick to operate the awsd keys and your balls can be used to mash the space bar and crouch keys. In this regard, there is real hope that your KD in Planetside will improve and something good will come out of this dreadful accident.
Your recovery program may also be sped up by the encouragement and support of your friends and peers. If you keep a daily video log of your balls pounding the keys, we can all 'like' your video and support you. Obviously, this would stay between friends and never be posted onto more widely available social media. Honest.
*by 'medical research' I mean 'a bloke in the pub told me'.**
**No. He didn't. This is all lies.
However, I'd be prepared for the worst. You may have to accept the fact that your left arm may never fully recover but don't despair, there is new medical research* that proves you can train your dick to operate the awsd keys and your balls can be used to mash the space bar and crouch keys. In this regard, there is real hope that your KD in Planetside will improve and something good will come out of this dreadful accident.
Your recovery program may also be sped up by the encouragement and support of your friends and peers. If you keep a daily video log of your balls pounding the keys, we can all 'like' your video and support you. Obviously, this would stay between friends and never be posted onto more widely available social media. Honest.
*by 'medical research' I mean 'a bloke in the pub told me'.**
**No. He didn't. This is all lies.
