[quote="CyrixBlack" post=34877]Once I finish my veterinary school diploma I will be qualified for vet tags![/quote]
Reminds me of a story a friend of mine told me from when he was in vet school.
They were working on cattle, and the topic was something about checking the cattle for some type of organ swelling.
The way to do this was to use those long gloves, reach in from behind and feel around.
So one of his classmates with a bit of attitude moves up to be first in line, rolls on the glove and push the hand in. After a few seconds of navigating in there he says "I can feel the cervix!".
Everyone just looks at him and then the teacher says "Impressive technique. You are working a bull.".